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I have to say Reliant Robin. Cute, quirky, and wildly unstable.
What car best describes your last Ex?
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Mazda RX7 FD - JDM, sleek and streamlined, beautiful when functioning yet temperamental and nowadays often forgotten.
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I don’t want to talk about it, but this sums it up pretty well.
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Cute, but really just boring.
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Lol, took me a second! No offense of course.
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Sturdy, reliable, faithful, made in Ukraine...Labored furiously with little recognition. She was better looking than this LuAZ but the rest fits her well. Nice gal who should get all the good things she has coming to her but keeps getting shat on.
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A piece of shit.
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Thank you for posting a car! I was hesitant to click when I saw the notification.
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Same tho
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Hey at least it’s not the Crying Game.
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Dodge Viper ACR.
Not only is she a lawyer but she’s a corporate litigator.
Insanely fun in a terrifying way. If your mind wonders for but a fraction of a second you’re dead, kind of hard to maintain on a daily basis.
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Hot, fast, and incredibly unreliable.
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Assuming that Clarkson’s complaints about it causing physical pain are legit, probably a Merc Black Series.
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I’m going to do this for two of them.
Most recent: Ferrari 208 GTB. That sounds like a great compliment right? A Ferrari? Well lets remember that 1991cc engine. She was a beautiful redhead that made a lot of my guy friends jealous, and she was really smart like the Italians had to be to come up with a Ferrari that wouldn’t be hit with the 2 litre tax. She’s a great person and was a great friend, but just like a Ferrari with a 1991cc engine, she wasn’t a whole lot of fun.
Second most recent: Zenvo ST1. She was unlike anyone I have ever met. She was exciting, and interesting, and always like to do things at 11/10ths. She was stunning, but with a little edgier style. I felt like I was lucky just to be in her presence. When things were good, they were really good. However, just like the Zenvo ST1, she was way more than I could handle and had a tendency to self-immolate.
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British sports car from the 70’s. Light, fun, could be a really good time but wired weird and would leave you confused for no apparent reason when she didn’t want to cooperate.
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Very good looking but also kinda cold. Awesome in the first few months but very expensive and considered a mistake afterwards. And some fool probably fell for her right after me.
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Accord LX V6: Perfectly good FWD car endowed with perhaps too much engine. Less is more.
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Late 90s Corolla 3-door hatch, in silver (pictured) with aftermarket alloys and a relatively large rear spoiler (not pictured).
Way too homely, yet quircky in an odd way. Small headlights plus a large rear spoiler. Access to the back seat, well, let’s not go there.
Would it surprise you if I tell you she had that exact car? Silver 3-d Corolla with alloys and a significant spoiler/wing.
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Why is the guy about to shoot the poor little truck? What did it ever do to him?
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I don’t what that guy is aiming at, cause its not the truck and its not the boar.
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Ferrari 208GTS... the non-turbo 155hp one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_3…
Very nice looking, had nice curves in the right places, but didn’t have much drive. And she tended to do things slowly. And she wasn’t the most reliable either. And while pre-emptive maintenance was required, she wasn’t ultra-high maintenance either.
Oh and she’s part Italian too.
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Regarding the 208... turbo or non-turbo? If she wasn’t much fun, I presume she was the non-turbo...
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You got to stretch before and after you drive with some cars.
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If you didn’t say anything, I would have guessed “stripper... possibly Asian”.
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Lol, phew! Is it hot in here all of a sudden?
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I lol’d.
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Oh.. Now I wanna hear.
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Wait, your ex was Lewis Hamilton?!
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Not going to lie, that sounds like a thrilling time.
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It really was, man it really was. Sometimes things just don’t work out though, and you have to be okay with that.
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Ill just go with the looks and size of the car are what matched. I’ll just admit to being young..
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Yep that’s for sure. You know what they say though. Every thing that doesn’t work out is another step towards something that will.
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Well I’m happily married now so you’re right on that one.
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Oi, that sounds brutal..
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any 3-wheeler with one at the front.
like you say , unstable and ultimately batshit crazy